1/5/21

Jason and Jen's TWELVE TERRIBLE MOVIES of CHRISTMAS (2020/21)

Goodbye 2020! In the spirit of the season--and for the third year in a row!--Jen and I fired up the Betamax and flagellated our eyeballs with another joyful year-end crap fest. We give you: The TWELVE TERRIBLE MOVIES of CHRISTMAS! (for more bad movie recommendations check out our lists for 18/19 and 19/20) Here's one big reindeer-sized tear intended for Dudley Moore in Santa Claus: The Movie that we now reclaim for 2020. Bring it on, 2021!

Comet weeps - Santa Claus: The Movie

Jen's Ranking

12. A Christmas Prince (2017, Alex Zamm)

11. Santa Claus: The Movie (1985, Jeannot Szwarc)

10. Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984, Charles E. Sellier Jr.)

9. Raising Cain (1992, Brian De Palma)

8. Supergirl (1984, Jeannot Szwarc)

7. Jaws: The Revenge (1987, Joseph Sargent)

6. Hawk the Slayer (1980, Terry Marcel)

5. Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland (1989, Michael A. Simpson)

4. Chopping Mall (1986, Jim Wynorski)

3. Cruel Jaws aka Jaws 5 (1995, Bruno Mattei)

2. Elves (1989,  Jeffrey Mandel)

1. Silent Night, Deadly Night Part II (1987, Lee Harry)

Eric Freeman acts - Silent Night, Deadly Night Part II

Jason's Ranking

12. Jaws: The Revenge

11. A Christmas Prince

10. Silent Night, Deadly Night

9. Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland

8. Santa Claus: The Movie

7. Raising Cane

6. Supergirl

5. Cruel Jaws 

4. Hawk the Slayer

3. Silent Night, Deadly Night Part II

2. Chopping Mall*

1. Elves

     A SPLIT VICTORY!

*With a tender nod to the creative team behind Chopping Mall, which only lost because it contains way less actual "chopping" than the title suggests. Shout out to Mel and Bill for joining us for our first watch party!




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