(Edward D. Wood Jr., 1959)
Greetings, my friends.
Thanks to my brave and beautiful partner Jen for enduring this crazy marathon with me. You make me feel like I've snorted the magic love cocaine from Willow. Some people see movies as "tests" for their partners, which we've never really done...but our simultaneous and mutual realization that Hell Comes to Frogtown is brilliant made me feel even more connected to you than I already did. Rowdy Roddy Piper just brings people closer together, I guess.
Stay healthy and stay indoors, everybody! Don't be a stupid, stupid human! And remember my friends, future events such as these will affect you in the future!
If you've never seem this gem, here it is in all it's glory:
Jen's Award for Best Dialogue
(Paula to Jeff)
Don't worry about me.
Oh, forget about the flying saucers, they're up there! But there's something in that cemetery.
The saucers are up there...
[she looks up to the sky]
...and the cemetery's out there,,,
[she looks to the right ]
...but I'll be locked up in there.
[she looks left to the house ]