The TWELVE TERRIBLE MOVIES of CHRISTMAS are finally here! I would have posted about this sooner, but the films were SO terrible this year that we spent a month debating whether or not this utterly wretched pile of cinematic dreck could even be ranked. We finally decided..."no"...and resolved ourselves to the fact that--after five years of this tradition--this particular group of movies had short-circuited our ability to even think about them, much less sort them out in our own personal rankings. But then we remembered that tradition is important, that the twelve days of Christmas mean something to us...and that "something" is torturing our eyeballs with incompetently conceived genre rip-offs, truly unfunny attempts at comedy, and naseau-inducing Netflix holiday films. We realized that--unlike Lindsey Lohan in the blatant Overboard copycat movie Falling For Christmas--we know who we are! So, by mid-Februuray we picked up this dreadful, diabolical list of films and managed to rank them accordingly. While Jen and I don't always agree, our mutual hatred of Falling For Christmas has bonded us deeply in 2023, and might just carry us through to December! Cheers!
Lindsay Lohan, Actor |
Paul Kattupalli stars, directs, and discovers snow in Clash in the College |
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